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Fri Sep 11, 2009, 2:14 PM

Mood: Sarcastic
Listening to: Outro by Hattori Hanzo
Reading: Death Note: Another Note
Watching: Chrono Crusade
Playing: Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin
Eating: Brownie
Drinking: Milk

_{Hello, fellow deviants. Apparantly, some of you (and i'm not stating any names) aren't quite sure of my sexuality, or more specifically, my gender. I guess the very fact that my name here on dA is Flymo-Girl just isn't enough. Well, let us go into details, shall we?

First of all, I am 100% FEMALE. I do NOT have any male testicles upon my body. I would definitely show you proof if I were some pornographic playboy bunny, but I'm not. Sorry. Nor am I a professional photographer/ confident enough in myself to take those really pretty nude photos. No.

Dears, my package is on my chest not below the waist. If I were to lose my virginity right now, I'd want it to be in the front, not in the back. See, if I were a guy, which I'm NOT, you know very well the impossibility of losing my innocence through the front door, mainly because there would be no front door. Sorry to get all blunt this way, but I would really like it if you all understood.

I have my monthly you-know-what's-its. My period. The time when us woman are most aggitatated, irked, and hard(er) to argue with. See, if I were a dude, and I started bleeding down there, I'd probably want to go see a doctor about that. Yeah.

I go to an all girls school. If I had a ding-a-ling of any shape or size, trust me, I would not be in an all girls school. Very impossible, my friends. Very impossible indeed.

So, you see people, I am female. I am woman. I am girl. Ever doubt that for one second again, inform me. I'll glady repeat what I just wrote down. But with more explicit detail. Hopefully I'll leave you scarred and convinced. But I'm hoping we won't have to go through all that, seeing as how this should clarify things.

Have a wonderful weekend.}

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~Sesshy-kun Sep 11, 2009, 2:28:49 PM

I knew you were a girl. ^^ I didn't know you went to an all girl's school though. Does it suck?

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Monica: Fine, judge all you want to, but: Married a lesbian, left a man at the alter, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire, LIVE IN A BOX!

~Flymo-Girl Sep 11, 2009, 2:40:46 PM

Thank you. You have brains. Dx It's not so bad, really. Of course, dealing with nothing but other girls isn't always a good thing. They could be so dramatic, so bitchy. But I have good friends, so, eh. I do miss having male friends, though. They were fun. T_T

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_{Superman can high-five you right into a brick wall and to your death.
Chuck Norris can high-five you straight to your past life.
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I am famous. I just haven't been discovered yet.}

~animefamilyguy Sep 11, 2009, 2:40:48 PM

lemme answer that for her....

YEEEEEEESSSS!!!

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Emoticons...

'cause real words are for losers...

~Sesshy-kun Sep 11, 2009, 2:49:34 PM

Since I've seen pictures of the inside of you school, I'm just gonna go right ahead and think that you guys don't wear uniforms.

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F R I E N D S ~

Monica: Fine, judge all you want to, but: Married a lesbian, left a man at the alter, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire, LIVE IN A BOX!

~Sesshy-kun Sep 11, 2009, 2:50:42 PM

You need male friends. It's a must. Otherwise, where's the fun?

You gonna reply to our rp? 8D

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F R I E N D S ~

Monica: Fine, judge all you want to, but: Married a lesbian, left a man at the alter, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire, LIVE IN A BOX!

~cheirikumo Sep 11, 2009, 4:59:44 PM

It's like there's any boys schools near us, though. Who to go to semi formal with?

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"I need to draw that!"
"I want to talk to you but I don't know what to say!"
...My usual predicament.

~Flymo-Girl Sep 11, 2009, 9:53:24 PM

I KNOW. D: Ehh, guess I won't be going. :]

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_{Superman can high-five you right into a brick wall and to your death.
Chuck Norris can high-five you straight to your past life.
~~~
I am famous. I just haven't been discovered yet.}

~Flymo-Girl Sep 11, 2009, 9:54:45 PM

I knowww! Dx

Yes, be patient! >.< You said "yodle", and I'm just finding it difficult to reply without dying of laughter. xDDDD

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_{Superman can high-five you right into a brick wall and to your death.
Chuck Norris can high-five you straight to your past life.
~~~
I am famous. I just haven't been discovered yet.}