Spider Spazzing
ContentSo! Little update on my Tuesday. ( or should i go on and rant about the entire weekend? ) Anyway, this morning, I'm about to leave my house when my dad asks me if I would like for him to push me down the stairs. I declined on the oh-so "kind" offer. He was joking, of course. No worries.
And then, in homeroom-- You know what, none of this is important. Let's skip straight to lunch.
THERE WAS A SPIDER ON MY FRIEND'S BOOKBAG, RIGHT ACROSS FROM ME. Of course, I spazzed like a lunatic and jumped up, pushing my chair way back. Thank goodness no one was walking by, or else they would've gotten smacked by a chair. Anyway, I start pointing wildly at the damned thing, and my friends are like "What? What happened? Spider? Where? lolomgrofl". So I flip over my friends bag so that it lands on the floor on the other side, then I go running to the other side (shoving some innocent bystanders with my ass, thank you very much). I move the bag out of the way, and I found the spider! I was pondering over whether I should spare its life or not, when this girl is like "what is that? Oh," and she steps on it. All I really wanted to do was get it off the lunch table, you know, where we eat, but, uh. Yeah. It's dead now.
My weekend was... fine, just fine. Went to the mall, got a belt, two shirts, a tie necklace, and two other items which need to be returned. I WAS SO CLOSE TO BUYING COLORED JEANS but they didn't have my size. Isn't it amazing how they'll have evey size, but completely skip your own? What, is EVERYONE that size, huh? Bastards.
That'd be all. Adieu, my loves~
Devious Comments
that was histerical xD
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Kingdom Hearts 4 ever! x3~
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Superman can high-five you right into a brick wall and to your death.
Chuck Norris can high-five you straight to your past life.
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I am famous. I just haven't been discovered yet.
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Emoticons...
'cause real words are for losers...
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Superman can high-five you right into a brick wall and to your death.
Chuck Norris can high-five you straight to your past life.
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I am famous. I just haven't been discovered yet.
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*•.¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•*♥*• .¸¸.•*♥*•.¸¸.•
Kingdom Hearts 4 ever! x3~
*•.¸¸.•*Zid
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Emoticons...
'cause real words are for losers...
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"I need to draw that!"
"I want to talk to you but I don't know what to say!"
...My usual predicament.
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Hiding behind the shadows
I'll be waiting in the dark
To drive this blade straight through your heart
I'll drag your body to the car
As blood races down my arm
I think everyone will wonder where you are, tonight.
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F R I E N D S ~
Monica: Fine, judge all you want to, but: Married a lesbian, left a man at the alter, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire, LIVE IN A BOX!
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